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Lono Exotic Environmental Rentals

Lono Exotic Environmental Rentals
Our love for each other and for the environment has spawned a fleet of classic vehicles that are either carbon neutral or as close as you can get. We use what works. Right now our fleet includes a Mercedes 300D, and 240D and a Suzuki GS400.

Columbus OG Benz

OG Available for Rent!


Hey everybody, the mean green environmental machine is available to rent starting in October and ending around May.

This Mercedes 300SD comes fully equipped with a Greasecar Vegetable Fuel System, not to mention most of the amenities originally offered by this finely engineered German masterpiece.

The big-body benz still has a working sunroof and both passenger side power windows still work, CD/AM/FM Radio but sound system is acting up right now. Mechanically the car is in great shape, and we just did some maintenance as well. New big shiny rims and tires! Things it still needs are a new muffler and some wiring help for the radio and dome light etc, and just general improvements that always help. We like to take care of our cars because they will take care of use for a lifetime.
These deisel engines will run and run.

We've RE-USED these used cars, saving them from the scrap heap and REDUCED the number of objects in the world, and we are also RECYCLING used vegetable oil from local food establishments.

Come join me on this journey and keep the Benz contributing. You are agreeing to enter into a relationship with this vehicle. You can rent it short term or if you are interested in sustainable travesing, you may want to take on more responsiblity of this aspect of LONO ENTERPRISES. LONO is completely member-managed so everyone is their own boss and in charge of their own destiny which remains, by defenition, limitless.

At LONO ENTERPRISES we like to foster a nurturing relationship with our world where we give first and allow nature to provide us with it's bounty...naturally. Because of this we offer creative compensation packages so let's make a deal. If you have some U.S. dollars, we will work out a monthly fee. If you'd like to pay for or if you are a mechanic or can offer an improvement to the vehicle this can be used in lieu or along with, a monetary fee. We also offer alternative currency here at LONO which we call LONO-Bucks https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AqlWE1CzpygKdHNuLWYxYWVEbjhWR0s1U0tQcXc3Znc&hl=en&pli=1#gid=0) Feel free to join at any time, we can make you a deal there as well. Let's take advantage of the bounty. Holla back youngin! Thanks.



OG also comes with Veggie-Oil Filtering System!

Hey interested participants. I forgot to add the other, equally as awesome, part of this slick deal, a fully functioning veggie-oil filtering system! As you may or may not know, diesel engines can run on diesel fuel, biodiesel (which is chemically thinned out vegetable oil), or on straight vegetable oil. This Mercedes runs on straight vegetable oil which I believe is one of the best options out there. It's free and currently in abundance for those who look. This transportation option is very rewarding and can save you a ton of money. YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR GAS! Energy can neither be created nor destroyed however so it takes a little work instead. Guess what though, we've done most of that for you already as well! If you rent the OG in Columbus, OH, you'll also gain access to a filtering set-up that can hold up to 55 gallons of clean oil (even more if you like to stock up) and 55 more gallons of pretty clean oil. You also get a supply of filters that you for sure won't go through and a pump. The real kicker is that we also have a source for you. You'll get grease...weekly and plenty. This is a turnkey deal that you can probably walk away from not only having an awesome car to drive around for several months, but it'll probably pay for itself and may even MAKE YOU MONEY depending on how much you usually drive and therefore how much you will save.

Think about it man! It'd be pretty sweet. I got into this because I was off driving completely. I'm a man of strong convictions and believe this earth is in peril. These grease Benzes were the only thing that got me back into driving and I feel great about it. Think how great you'll feel, zippin around carbon neutral everywhere you go, sticking your middle finger out the sunroof every time you pass an Exxon or a BP. Get 'em, and in style.

Derek

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